Sunday, January 18, 2009

Kombucha Adventures

So I have been trying to make my own Kombucha. Um- well,




...let's just say it's tart.

Really I have started more like a Scoby factory than anything. I will fill a bowl with liquid and it eats, and makes babies and leaves nearly NOTHING to bottle. Check this out:




That is A LOT of mushroom. If anybody needs a scoby, hit me up. Please. I am running out of tupperware.

4 comments:

april said...

what the hell is kombucha and scoby? i mean, i know i could just google it or whatever but i'm lazy and also wanted the internet world to know how uncultured i am.

diana said...

don't worry, vanessa, I'll answer her.

april, kombucha is like redbull, but it's foamy and comes in artificial flavors like "orgasmic cranberry" and "baby blood." scoby is a fleshy, raw-chicken pancake that you use to mop up kombucha if you don't have a shamwow. both of these items are useful to people who have given up all meat products.

april said...

diana, i think your answer has only intensified my confusion and made me less likely to go do a google search.

Vanessa said...

Diana, that is the best definition for, well, anything.